Hi. My name is Karen and I’m an Online Dating Addict.
No. I don’t go on many dates. I just keep re-visiting the dating sites a million times a day.
Hello! Is anybody there? Someone interesting? Good-looking? Respectful? Funny? Smart? Not looking to get married in the next two weeks?
I do get a lot of messages in my inbox, though – from stupid boys.
This is my OKCupid profile:
My Self Summary
Travel, bike rides, hiking, books, healthy living, the ocean, mountains and adventure…that’s me in short. Family, friends, and beauty surround me. I love to travel, camp and prefer to walk or bike a city, instead of drive it. I’m an active and outdoors type of girl. I have a young, playful, adventurous spirit, laugh easily and I am always willing and wanting to learn something new. I’m kind, considerate and a thoughtful listener.
I have two boys and a girl…young adults, college and working. I’m very proud of all three…and extremely pleased with how they grew up to be kind, intelligent, wise young people. Now, for me, I’m so excited about exploring a new life for myself.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m spending my time learning and preparing for a different career and, at the same time, traveling, having fun and connecting with people.
What I’m really good at
Dancing, photography, cooking, listening, travel-planning, spelling, having fun
Favorite books, movies, shows, food, etc.
Favorite books to name a few: City of Thieves, Perfume, Anna Karenina, The Art of Racing in the Rain
Favorite movies: Lovers of the Arctic Circle, Sex and Lucia, One Week, Birdman, Moonrise Kingdom, Elf, most Judd Apatow movies
Favorite music: Adult alternative, jazz, classical, blues
Six Things I would never do without
Music. Nature. Laughter. Family. Sun. Imagination.
What I spend the most time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Spending time with my girlfriends – dinner, drinks, fun.
You should message me if
You want to meet for coffee or a drink to see if we gel.
The Tinder “bio” is shorter:
Travel, bike rides, camping, hiking, healthy living, the ocean, mountains and adventures are some of the things I love. Music is very important in my life…I like most except for country and rap. I have two boys and a girl, all out of the home…so now time to have a little freedom and enjoy life without so many obligations. So I’m beginning to branch out in to the dating world a little bit…
I spent a lot of time crafting these profiles, and I was quite confident I would be hearing from a lot of men….and soon.
Instead – I hear from stupid boys. Age range 42-55 years of age.
Check this out:
THE TOP TEN ONLINE DATING MESSAGES (from stupid boys)
(Reflected in frequency)
(stupid boys) DESERVE RESPONSES LIKE:
I PUT A LITTLE MORE EFFORT INTO MOST RESPONSES (to stupid boys):
(stupid boys) RESPOND TO MY RESPONSES LIKE THIS:
…and the e-mail exchanges rarely go past that.
Then there are the…
COMMON SCARY MESSAGES I GET:
I’m recently widowed and looking to find a mate.
I’m looking to find my soulmate to share the rest of my life with. It could be you.
I’m finally looking to get married and it seems like you are too. Let’s get to know one another.
Did they not see that I checked the box “Not Looking for a Long Term Relationship?”
So you see where this is going, right? Nowhere! This is why I don’t get many dates. Yet, I continue to hold out hope. I’m addicted!
I did wake up to this in my inbox the other day. 🙂
“You’re a beautiful woman and I loved reading your profile. You seem intelligent and up for adventure. We both like hiking and travel. Where do you hike? Please check out my profile and see if you’re interested. I would love to chat with you more…. maybe we can meet for a glass of wine?”
Oooooh… Handsome. Younger. Good Profile – Seems Smart. I was excited.
A few e-mails later I find out …
Ciao for now!
22 thoughts on “TOP 10 ONLINE DATING MESSAGES”
What do you really expect if you say that you’re not looking for a long-term relationship? First messages aren’t for being exceedingly clever, they are just testing the water. No matter what they say, they really just mean- I’m interested in you….check out my profile and tell me if you’re interested in me too
Fair enough! Yes…maybe I’m expecting too much. My experience, though, is it doesn’t seem to go anywhere past that even if I do express a little interest.
Well, my profile on Okstupid is completely different from yours, yet I get the same kind of stupid responses. And yes, it rarely goes beyond 1 exhange.
you too?! sigh…!!!
Oh my gosh Karen, I’m laughing! My online dating experience is EXACTLY the same! Sad, but true. I think I’ve finally given up. It’s just too sad!
…so it’s lookin’ like I’m not the only one! i just don’t get it. sigh!
I don’t think the ‘not looking for a long term relationship’ is attracting the wrong crowd at all. I had that on my profile and I’m still with the same guy 5 years later. Neither of us wanted ‘serious’ so we’re not serious — just enjoying each other 🙂
That’s awesome, Katie! exactly what I want!
Ha ha been there done that, do you want my t shirt, had a guy ask if he coukd send me some more photos. held by breath expecting……..well you know what, but ohhhhhhhhhh no he was wearing a dress and stockings !
This is STILL so funny to me! Ha! Thanks for joining us at #MidLifeLuv, we’re very glad to have you.
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Love reading your writings, in addition to being lucky enough to hear some of your experiences first hand. Reminds me why I truly did stop looking for dates. So far it’s worked out….when not looking I’ve had zero dates.
Keep looking Karen!
thanks, Randy!!! 🙂
I am considering online dating just to get blog material.
do it! i double-dog dare you!!!
“Hey sexy” makes me think to a guy that I met in Chicago ahahha… in Italy we don’t use write that way but it’s very nice I think! 😉 U gave me an idea I’ll make a post about italian often texts it could be funny! if you want we can follow each Others 😉 byeeee
I guess I’ll need to learn Italian!
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Ahahah maybe :p I’ll put translation 😉
You should read https://jstrawberry.wordpress.com/ she’s a “professional” online dater! Men can be freaking stupid sometimes.
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I’m gonna check it out.